This isn't a well thought out blog at all. I just wanted to warn everyone. This blog is simply about cleaning out my couch cushions. Mind you, I do this before company comes from out of town. Mostly only because I am scared for some reason something might slip out of their pocket and in between the cushions. And heaven forbid they dig in the dark crevice of my couch without me going in first. I swear, it's like booting up for some morbid spelunking expedition.
Have I mentioned that my brother and his newly expectant wife are coming up next Wednesday? Yeah. It was time. So in honor of all of you who were not here to share in the thrill of digging through the black hole I call my couch, here's a list of what I found. Now, this is in no specific order :
* Pink plastic ocotpus fork
* Blue keychain
* 1 black and 1 blue crayon
* 2 plastic rings
* Red pinwheel (These were purchased last OCTOBER for my sons' birthday party. We haven't had company in a while ... obviously.)
* 1 red MegaBlock
* 22 cents in loose change (mostly pennies)
* Red dishtowel
* An enormous dryer lint ball
* 1 Toy Story Memory Game piece
* 7 stray Yo Gos
* Price sticker off a kid's polo shirt (I got a heck of a deal on it, too. Gotta love Target.)
* Brown hair tie back
* Broken piece of green sidewalk chalk
* Orange toothbrush (and for the record, I don't ever remember buying an orange toothbrush)
* A shooter piece off a Star Wars battle ship
* A Little Mermaid sticker
* 5 random bobbie pins
* 1 safety pin
* Enough crumbs to piece together about 1/4 loaf of Wonder Bread (although I am fairly certain they are not all bread crumbs. Actually, I am positive.)
NOTE TO SELF: Have a garage sale next weekend.
*Vintage Post
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