So my 3 year old was on a war path today. He was the epitome of every rotten thing a 3 year old is capable of. He picked a man booger from his nose and wiped it on the oven door. You would not believe how fast a booger fries on a 400 degree oven door. He hit his little brother more times than Dora said "say map!". That's one helluva lot for all you Dora Virgins out there. He cleaned the inside of the bathroom garbage can with his father's toothbrush. I may be keeping that to myself ... I haven't decided yet. He body painted his brother in Hershey's chocolate syrup. Much to the delight of his younger brother I might add. And to top it off he flushed my newest pair of contact tidly down the toilet. I am FUMING at this point. I am thinking in my head that someone must have sucked his reasoning out last night cause the boy is not thinking straight. I calmly sit him on my lap and recite everything I previously mentioned and explained in great detail how much those things have raised mommy's blood pressure. I kiss his marker covered cheek and tell him , "You make me happy Tyler." I am a good mother I think to myself. As I am basking in the glow of my good Mommy statment my three year old looks me square in the face. Aww..he's gonne kiss me or tell me he loves his great momma....
"You make me crabby momma. "
Does anyone know a good home remedy for blood pressure?
*Vintage
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