So, as we all know Christmas is upon us. I hear you crying, but there is still Thanksgiving to be celebrated. Turkey to be eaten. The Macey's Day parade to be oogled. Honestly, I don't care! I am so flipping Christmas happy this year I am dreaming in red and green. You got it, folks. I am turning into that girl. I am beginning to think of Thanksgiving as the precurser course to full fledged jingle bell merriment.
So, the closer the big day gets, the more E Bay happy I become. I am an E Bay queen. You want, I'll find it. But, something happens to my reason and logic the second my happy little fingers click that bid button. I become frantic and ultra comeptetive. For some reason I have developed what is only known as EBay rage. I have begun to take it as a personal offense, a challenge even , when someone over bids me. I begin to think nasty thoughts. I mean, how dare they outbid me on the Play Doh Ice Cream set? HOW DARE THEY? Can't they see I am thrilled with that $5.02 bid? Don't they know that as soon as they outbid me even by a penny and pay shipping they are paying more than what they can get it for in the store?? Don't they research these things?? Ack!
So, this is hard to admitt, but I keep bidding. Against all reasonable knowledge. I pay more and more just for the satisfaction of that glowing green check mark that tells me I am the high bidder. Because we all know that I deserve that kind of validation right? Right.
So, be warned. Christmas is right around the corner. Stay off E Bay. People like me are on there.
*Vintage Post
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